surfer-x
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Code Monkey |
| Location | $anta Barbara, California, United States |
| Introduction | I am a 40y.o. perma-renter bouncing from one shitty little rental to another with a pissed off wife and a decreasing number of cats who reports for duty each morning for mud flap pounding geeksploitation at the cube farm. I could have bought my own place years ago, but I decided to take on a ton of student loans in order to get a MS simply because a teacher in high school once told me I would never amount to squat. Alas, during my post grad days not only did the housing market rip my nuts off, but millions of little brown people in Bangalore started writing code for 56 cents an hour. OUCH!! As an immature, aging late-starter who will never be able to afford my own home and with very little social security contributions for my pending retirement years, I feel justified in my bitterness to every one and every thing that reminds me of my failures, which are too numerous to contemplate. My extreme level of insecurity drives me to find temporary relief in booze, bitterness, and internet role-playing as a badass, when obviously I am nothing more than a pitiful, pretentious, self-important pussy-boy trying to look edgy with long hair that I meticulously maintain. OK? |
| Interests | Anything that has anything to do with me. |