Courtney

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Gender Female
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Community Organizer
Location Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction One time there was an Oppossum in my basement. I named him John Stamos Avatar. He spread nothing but hatred and fleas all over my house.
Interests Dolly Parton, Dinosaurs, Stuff that sparkles, Cupcakes, and Vodka.
Favorite Movies The jerk is probably the best cinematic experience I have ever had.
Favorite Music Katzenjammer. That's all I will ever need to listen to again.
Favorite Books I love David Sedaris and Irvine Welsh.

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?

I am allergic to cats. This was a rude fucking question. If I was not though, My cat would be part cheetah, part dolphin and it would be from the school of hard mother fu**ing knocks.