Axis

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation photographer/graphic designer
Location Tampa, Florida
Introduction I'm not always cranky, but cranky is one of the things I do best, next to OCD and stupid jokes (what do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!). As far as I'm concerned it's okay to be cranky, as long as you can be entertaining while doing it.
Interests books, writing, graphic design, movies, photography, sign language, cooking, electronic gadgets, goofy jokes, hiking, travel
Favorite Movies Terminator 2, Ever After: A Cinderella Story, Never Been Kissed, Princess Bride, Equilibrium, American History X, Primal Fear, The Machinist, American Psycho, The Chronicles of Narnia, The 25th Hour, On the Town, A Mighty Wind/Best in Show/Waiting for Guffman, Clue, Fight Club
Favorite Music shinedown, disturbed, black lab, over the rhine, anna nalick, harry nilsson, john denver (don't start with me...!), apocalyptica, linda eder, onerepublic, keane, rufus wainwright
Favorite Books www.librarything.com/axisgrid

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Screw the bow. As long as I still have my quill, my wench, and my leotards, no one can question my bard-ness.