Mumphrey O. Yamm, III
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Grifter |
| Location | Split, Croatia |
| Introduction | Mumphrey Oddison Yamm, III is the grandson of legendary Drummondtown Non-Sequitorial Society Scribe Mumphrey Oddison Yamm, I, who served a record nine full terms and had begun another before his untimely death; he served from 1939 to 1994. Mumphrey O. Yamm, III, however, can boast none of his fabled grandfaðer's charm, wit or brains, and has spent his whole life leeching off his illustrious name. Þoroughly unaccomplished and generally appalling in every way, Mr. Yamm spends most of his time sleeping, waking only seldom to hurl gratuitous and vicious insults at his underlings, or to dictate his fevered and incoherent rantings to his team of stenographers. |
| Interests | Ðe letter þ, Ðe letter ð, Blaðering, Excoriating & Emotionally Abusing underlings |
| Favorite movies | Manos the Hands of Fate |
| Favorite music | Zamfir ðe Pan Flautist, John Tesh, Yanni |
| Favorite books | Men's Romance Fiction |