Melissa
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | I work for the MAN |
| Location | Washington, The District, not the State, United States |
| Introduction | I just may be the original debutante cowgirl. |
| Interests | Laughing, Cooking, Eating, Sports, Movies, Books, Music, Folk Music, |
| Favorite movies | Real Genius!, Mary Poppins, The Dark Crystal, Grosse Pointe Blank, Sponge Bob, Wallace & Grommit |
| Favorite books | Jitterbug Perfume, A Sand County Almanac, Robert Fulghum, Tom Robbins |