Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Lackluster Homemaker
Location	Vancouver, BC, Canada
Introduction	I think I'm the funniest person in the world. Everyone else thinks I'm a jerk. Oh, and you totally want to give me a job. Because I'm awesome.
Interests	eyeballs, slime, Frankenstein, spooky forests, creaky gates, things that go bump in the night, physical anthropology, the sound of my own voice, train whistles, monsters, ghosts, goblins, ghoulies, freaks, weirdos, caskets, funeral customs, creepy religious art, fancy chickens, horror movies, weiner dogs, David Lynch, El Caminos, voodoo.
Favorite movies	Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, The Elephant Man, Wild at Heart, Eraserhead, The Haunting (original), To Kill A Mockingbird, Ghost World, For a Few Dollars More, Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula's Daughter, Boondock Saints, House on Haunted Hill (Vincent Price original), Army of Darkness, Vertigo, The Birds, Strangers on a Train, Shaun of the Dead, anything with Zombies, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Bat, House of Usher, The Devil's Rejects, etc.
Favorite books	The Dharma Bums - Jack Kerouac, Still Life With Woodpecker - Tom Robbins, Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy, To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee, The Outsider - Albert Camus, The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, A Dirty Job - Christopher Moore

Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?

Do you even have to ask? A banana peel. When the peel was attached to the banana, it made for a pretty aerodynamic little unit. That's the first step right there. Any socks, but particularly socks of the wet variety, suck when it comes to aerodynamics, unless you're talking about a wet sock that's been in the freezer overnight.