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Occupation Running with scissors and drinking espresso
Location Nebraska, United States
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Introduction A hot bath some cold beer and hair dye make me cry happy tears of joy
Interests A hot bath, cold beer and tons of hair dye...a trio I cannot resist
Favorite Movies The Quiet Man, Girl Interupted, Boy's On The Side, Kill Bill 1, Jerimiah Johnson, Muriel's Wedding, Shirley Valentine, Shawshank Redemtion, The Nun Story, Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Pieces of April, New Orleans
Favorite Music Grinspoon, The Del Feugos, The Replacements, R.E.M. Prince, Madonna, John Cougar Mellencamp, The Smiths, The Smithereens, Bo Deans, Ray Charles, John Mayal, Norah Jones, Sheryl Crow, Louis Armstrong, Van Morrison, Memphis Slim, Girlyman, Bonnie Raitt, James Taylor, Aretha Franklin, Hoobistank, Hootie and the Blowfish, many many more
Favorite Books Jeannette Walls...The Glass Castle, Lonesome Dove, First three books by Janet Evonavich, Keeping Faith by Jodi Piccoult, HTML for Dummies, Maya Angelou, Volume IV The Progressive Reference Library, with Loose Leaf Revision Service, Roots, Midwife, A Map Of The World, Sweet Potato Queens...anything sad and strange.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I would say Swab the shitty deck me matey's ARGH!, and the whole time I was saying it I would be poking myself with my hook so as to avoid laughing.