Dan
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | flacking |
| Location | Washington, DC |
| Introduction | I sometimes get paid to write, but the Danwich is pro bono. |
| Interests | All sorts of stuff |
| Favorite movies | Funny ones |
| Favorite music | Chill stuff |
| Favorite books | Nonfiction |
You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
By writing a shitty sequel.