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Gender	Male
Occupation	Internet Stuff
Location	Houston, Texas, United States
Introduction	Derek Day writes essays, poetry, short fiction and more. He has been published both online and in traditional offline sources.
Interests	Varied
Favorite Movies	Vanilla Sky, Titanic, Braveheart, Butterfly Effect, Glengary Glen Ross, Forrest Gump, Slingblade and some others
Favorite Music	Alternative rock and country. I like some Indie Rock too, but a friend recently informed me that it was small independent recorded stuff. I thought Indie Rock was from India. I liked it then even more.
Favorite Books	Michael Cunningham - The Hours, Saul Bellow - Henderson the Rain King and Humboldt's Gift, Salman Rushdie - The Ground Beneath Her Feet, God and some other dudes - The Holy Bible

1. Will you be my girlfriend? (if answers no, proceed to) 2. Can I borrow some money?