Johanna

About me

Gender Female
Industry Accounting
Location New Port Richey, Florida, United States
Introduction I am a 33 year old person who lives with one dog, a bunch of cats and some assorted farm-y type animals. The fam consists of Timmy, 20, Jacob, 15,Michael,7,AJ,5, Calvin,3,and me and Dad.(Imagine me and Dad about, say, 19, or somewhere around there, just really really fertile....)Oh, crap, just realized how this looks- Timmy and Jacob are my stepsons, I didn't have a baby at 13, not that there is anything wrong with that, I just didn't do it, I was 25 when my first baby was born, and barely prepared for parenthood THEN
Interests cooking, gardening, reading(bordering on obsession), training my big fat puppy to be a good boy, eventually creating a block of free time in which I might pursue an interest that doesn't sound quite so lame, and okay I actually like to knit also .That should clue you in to what kind of a crazy fun person I am.
Favorite Movies every Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie ever made, Waking Ned Devine, Spanglish, Wonder Boys, every movie and play from Tyler Perry
Favorite Music Dave Matthews Band, Beatles, Johnny Cash, Chris Rice, David Crowder Band, Buena Vista Social Club, Buckwheat Zydeco...very little I don't like
Favorite Books anything at all by:Garrison Keillor, Dave Barry, Susan Isaacs, Marian Keyes, Katie Fforde, Emily Griffin, Joyce Carol Oates, Jean Kerr(the original funny smart at home mama and everyone male or female should read one of her books right now) James Stevenson, Maya Angelou, Amy Tan, Mike Nelson

What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?

Would they be leaping through MY garden sprinkler?Hmm, I would think I could name it just about anything at all and it wouldn't matter because it seems a little weak on plot to be wildly successful. Think of all the crap going on in Swan Lake or The Nutcracker.