E.B. Smart
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| Gender | Female |
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| Occupation | Freelance writer |
| Location | Janesville, WI, United States |
| Introduction | E.B. Smart is best known for her snarky one-liners and random daily observations. While she clearly has a well-developed humorous side, beware the things that go bump in the dark night in her sick and twisted cerebrum. |
| Interests | Music (both listening to and performing), rude candy, camping, nightlife, brown sugar (how COME you taste so good?), stomp dancing, double and/or triple lattes (depending on how my day is going), reading, skinny skiing and going to bullfights on acid, socially awkward T-shirts, shitting on the coats, drunken philosophizing, long walks in the woods so I can poke at dead things with a stick, audible pooping, putting kittens in the dryer on air fluff (they come out looking like drunken Koosh balls), my iPod (so I can listen to Winger and no one has to know), word and logic puzzles, bilking the elderly out of their cat food, violent office products, teasing Sasquatches, nippin' it in the bud, wondering if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about, finding new and more creative ways to burn objects in, on, and around my toaster oven, crafts, fucking with crazies on the subway, ketchup AND mustard, anything regarding Japan and the Far East (I'm fluent in Japanese, among other languages), getting my hair pulled, and the 136 uses for caramel syrup (ask me sometime). |
| Favorite movies | Highlander, The Scarlet Letter, Office Space ("PC Load Letter...? What the FUCK does THAT mean?!?"), Clerks, Chasing Amy (hell, pretty much any Kevin Smith movie), Dragonheart, Memoirs of a Geisha, Moulin Rouge, Memento, any Jackie Chan flick, Dumb & Dumber, Ever After (I can't help it ... I'm such a sucker for a medieval romance), Monty Python, Superstar, The Usual Suspects, The Lake House (if you say Keanu Reeves is a tool I will seriously hurt you), Miss Congeniality (my best friend swears Gracie Hart was modeled after me), good gravy there are so many movies I could and do watch repeatedly. |
| Favorite music | I have such a wide range of musical tastes, anything and everything from ABBA to Zombie, Mozart to Ministry, and everything in between. It all just depends on my mood at the time. I can tolerate most types of music except country, and that's purely for medical reasons (it makes me bleed from the ears) but I LOVE bluegrass. I love going to concerts and will watch pretty much anything if it's live. And don't talk shit about Winger! |
| Favorite books | Tami Hoag, Stephen King, Wally Lamb, Rudyard Kipling, James Patterson, Dean Koontz, Frank Peretti, Richard Bach, MY OWN (haha) |