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Gender MALE
Industry Education
Occupation Teacher
Location The Middle-West, United States
Introduction Got hooked on Milton Bradley's HeroQuest when I was in 3rd grade, been DM/GMing ever since.
Interests Roleplaying games, sometimes board games, retro video games, education, spicy food that incinerates lesser men
Favorite Movies Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Fist of the North Star (80's animated), The Frighteners, The Dark Crystal, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, American Psycho
Favorite Music 80's stuff Synthwave (mostly fake 80's stuff) Movie and video game soundtracks/scores
Favorite Books Less Than Zero, Macbeth*, Beowulf*, The Great Gatsby, The Hobbit, Fight Club, Drive, the Night Watch series. *I know they aren't really books. Shut your face-hole. Graphic novel/comic book shout-out: The Walking Dead, Saga, Rat Queens

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Considering that I'm about to consume and digest my milkshake, I really don't care how it feels. Welcome to the jungle, bitch.