Jamie
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | If I am the devil's child, I will live then from the devil |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
I used to live with you over the summer. At night I slept in the chicken coop because the roosters slept in the guestroom. Everyday you sent me to the rooster pen and made me groom them, and when I came in with bloody peck marks all over me and asked for disinfectant you laughed. So thank you for sending me this because it pushed me over the fucking edge. I'll get you, you sick cockloving bastard.