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You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I guess the question is this: How big is this slinky? Could the goat be jettisoned out onto an unsuspecting passerby? If not, I would tear patches of cloth, collect contributions from the goat, tie it up and use the slinky as a slingshot, in hopes that the smell and maybe smattering of goat manure would attract attention as to the source.