ComradePants
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Freelance Writer |
| Location | Bumblefuck, Georgia, United States |
| Introduction | I was born to a pauper and a fishwife in the year 1873. In rural Georgia, I got in my first lightning fight with Nikola Tesla and his army of steam powered fish, thus claiming my leg and my sanity. Then a whole bunch of nothing happened and here were are, you and I, our mutual attentions fixated on an exceedingly dull corner of the Intertubes. I pity you immensely for this, and I wholeheartedly apologize for this fact. So here I am to ply my writing on the Internet to those foolhardy, er, *discriminating* enough to find joy in my prose and findings. I have a small, two bedroom apartment with a loving fiancee and two bouncing, energetic firearms. We're a happy, happy family of boozebags, we are. I write for Massvio.com and, recently, GameGeex.com. |
| Interests | Ranting, Gaming, Writing, the sorting of ammunition into little paper targets, and high speed zeppelining. |
| Favorite movies | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Metropolis, The Birth of a Republic, Stepbrothers, and The Big Lebowski. |
| Favorite music | Everything from Johann Sebastian Bach to Marilyn Manson to Johnny Cash to DMX to the Ink Spots to the Alexandrov Ensemble to Nana Kitade |
| Favorite books | The Art of War, The Areas of My Experise, More Information Than You Require, That Is All, and anything by Hunter S. Thompson |