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That Morthos Stare
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GenderMale
IndustryEducation
OccupationAcademic
LocationAuckland, New Zealand
IntroductionMorthos (Brother Morthos to his friends) is a leading proponent of Intelligent Design Theory. He is the author of 'The Identity of the Designer Revealed: The Elder Things,' 'The False Designer: Cthulhu' and the educational pamphlet 'The Mystery Of What Happened to the Designer Solved: The Shuggoth.' His current educational pamphlet is on Counterfactual Geography. He has been variously described; most people agree that he is the last of a dying breed of glorified dandies, fit only to commit high treason in this season's most fashionable colours.
InterestsWriting, Films, Education, Pirates, Pedagogy, Comedy
Favorite moviesCitizen Kane, Hudson Hawk, Dawn of the Dead, Gloomy Sunday, Roger Loves Cabinboys, Josie and the Pussycats, The Parole Officier, The Disinterested Ferret, Godzilla: Final Wars
Favorite musicThey Might Be Giants, Big Band Swing, Belgium Disco Renaissance Bop, Pop, Theremins
Favorite booksThe Manifesto of Self-Revocation, Principia Discordia, The Artistic Use of Shovels, Right Ho Jeeves, Rumo and His Miraculous Adventures

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

By funting the cabin boy, of course!

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