T. Rev
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Ontario, Canada |
| Interests | God, reading, writing, art, music, movies, stuff |
| Favorite books | The Count of Monte Cristo, Blue Like Jazz, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screwtape Letters |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Jemima, Only you would know my love for pancakes can see past farm animal-shaped bottles. The desire to have a fake rooster poo maple syrup all over my breakfast is indescribable. Thank you, from the bottom of my waffle. PS, I took a lot for me to avoid crêpey puns.