Dave Sypniewski
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Bounty Hunter |
| Location | Midweat Province, United States |
| Introduction | "News, entertainment, comedy and music mixed in the blender and served in a tall glass"" |
| Interests | I'm an Importer of Exports. |
| Favorite movies | Girls Gone Wild |
| Favorite music | Muzak |
| Favorite books | Encyclopedia Britanica |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt: I hope you saved the receipt because I've already got a cock and it always wakes me in the morning!