Lunar Tears

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About me

Industry Business Services
Occupation Raving Lunatic that Captures Morons
Location In England, Like a sir, United Kingdom
Introduction If I seem a little strange, that's because I am. I'd rather be anything but ordinary. In fact, normal people scare me. Well, I just don't understand normal people. They're weird, y'know? I'm out of my right mind, and into my left. I've completely lost my head, but I'm sure I left it somewhere in the library. Probably while I was reading Skulduggery Pleasant.
Interests Reading, Writing, Listening to Music, Having Breakfast at Lunchtime, Doing Nothing, Annoying Dragona, Hating Justin Bieber, Saving the World, Destroying the World, Hanging Out with Evil Lunatics, Lounging with Angels, The Usual
Favorite Movies The Matrix, Horror Films, Anything Scary, Avatar, Inception, Moulin Rogue, Psycho, Vertigo, Back to the Future, The Edukators, The Wave
Favorite Music Paramore, Avril Lavigne, Paulo Nutini, The Pretty Reckless, Alternative Music, Chameleon Circuit
Favorite Books Skulduggery Pleasant, The Host, Wuthering Heights, The Vampire Diaries, Darkest Powers Trilogy, Hush Hush, Fallen, Ultraviolet, How To Do Just About Everything

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Well, the waffles are screaming. They just don't have mouths for you to hear them scream with, so you only hear the sound of their burning flesh.