Gender	Male
Industry	Business Services
Occupation	Matchstick inspector
Location	Mid-Atlantic, United States
Introduction	Underneath Sneakz' beard is not a chin. It is another mouth, waiting to say something sarcastic.
Interests	Unproductive self-criticism, defenestration, LOLcats
Favorite movies	Snakes on a Plane, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Blob
Favorite music	De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Public Enemy, Willie Nelson, Mel Torme, Either/Orchestra, Thad Jones Mel Lewis Big Band, Sun Ra, Waylon Jennings, Mantovani (just kidding)
Favorite books	I like short books - so right now I'm reading "Men Whose Ex-wives Treat Them Well," compiled by Willie Nelson

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

It's not flat. It's shaped like a burrito. (Thanks, Berke Breathed.)