The Sarcastic Bastard
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Deliverer of Truth and Wisdom |
| Location | New Jersey |
| Introduction | I am a man who is smarter, funnier, more athletic, and better looking than you are...it's true...it's science |
| Interests | Cooking, Xbox, Scotch, Beer, my iPod |
| Favorite Movies | Cool Hand Luke, Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman, Girls Gone Wild Vol. 1-10, Star Wars (1-6), Lord of the Rings (1-3), Godfather 1-2 (3 never happened), Fight Club, Office Space, Unforgiven, Blazing Saddles, and of course...Roadhouse |
| Favorite Music | Pearl Jam, Martin Sexton, Beastie Boys, Eric Clapton, and many more |
| Favorite Books | 101 Ways to Crush Your Brothers' Collective Will To Live, How To Hook Up With Catherine Zeta-Jones In 10 Easy Steps, How To Reconcile With Your Wife In 100 Torturous Steps |
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
3 Reasons... 1) Everyone knows that duckies are the shit 2) The ducky pajamas make my package look HUGE 3) I made a doo-doo in my choo-choo pajamas