Porker LeVance
My blogs
| Occupation | Finance |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Hi, the name is Porker LeVance. I made headlines as the baby who broke records for spending the longest time in the womb (16 months to be exact). What can I say! It was warm in there ;) |
| Interests | accepting compliments, deboning fish, tap dance, fondue, collecting, migrating, smashing the patriarchy |
| Favorite movies | Scooby-Doo (2002) Big Fat Liar (2002) |
| Favorite music | Lil Romeo's B House from the Scooby-Doo soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iid1LbVLNSo |
| Favorite books | Old Testament |