Jen

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Gender Female
Occupation CFO of The Husband
Location A Semi-large Longhorn City, Texas, United States
Introduction In a nutshell, I am a little bit crazy and only a little bit funny. I possess a little pack of animals. I have more than a little love in my life. I believe in a little kindness and in more than loads of forgiveness. I am married to the husband and contrary to popular belief, little is he fake. And, finally, every now and then I can knock back a little dirty vodka martini. Shaken not stirred with extra olives, preferably. Slainte Mhath!

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

I always win. I am an Amazonian princess, which means I am a little bigger and a little faster while carrying a really big pointy spear. Duh. Furthermore, I would kindly appreciate "shout-outs" when appropriate. You know. . . Thou shall not steal. That whole deal. But if thou must steal, give credit where credit is due. Elvis has left the building. . .