Mr. Franken Burger
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Freedom Fighter |
| Location | New York, NY, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I hate High taxes and out of control government spending. I don't want to be like Greece. When I think about death I run and grab a burger. Dead animals comfort me, it makes me feel better that we killed something so that I may feel better by eating it. |
| Interests | Burgers mostly....That and wanting a Republican landslide this fall. |
| Favorite Movies | Super Size Me, Good Burger |
| Favorite Music | The Meat Puppets |
| Favorite Books | The Great Big Burger Book: 100 New and Classic Recipes for Mouthwatering Burgers Every Day Every Way |
Hey FuckTard....Where's the beef!