Salem Stitcher

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Gender Female
Location North Carolina, United States
Interests quilting, reading, rug hooking, roaming the earth looking for quilt shops
Favorite Movies Harry Potter movies, Love Actually, most Sandra Bullock movies, O Brother Where Art Thou
Favorite Music Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, Dave Matthews Band, most 70' rock, classical, bluegrass
Favorite Books Harry Potter series, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, quilt books

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I will use my bow as a jump rope and tell stories while hopping on one foot. No one will notice I have no arrow and no point to my story.