Sabbotage
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Writer of sorts/Professional layabout |
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I got two words for you. Cheese Wheels. |
| Interests | I like cheese, and cussing orange football players. Also eating biscuits in bed. |
| Favorite music | One where you can perform a pygmy hippo birthing ceremony to in the Pinewood Studios version of the Serengeti. |
| Favorite books | Small Talk - Jan Pienowski |
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
Get The Fuck Off My Lawn! (The Opera)