Joe Wagner

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Gender Male
Industry Advertising
Occupation trying to figure out what's cool and trying to explain to businesses why they should care
Location Atlanta, Georgia, United States
Introduction Droppin' it significantly less like it's hot, and more like it's just really heavy and awkward.
Interests video games, art, music, film, cycling, mountain biking, making videos, making jokes, making a mess, making out, Adult Swim, ATHF, Sealab, lab rabbits, second comings, horseback raping, good beer, pooping other people's pants
Favorite Movies Office Space, Idiocracy, Neverending Story, Fight Club, I Heart Huckabees, Waking Life, The Cruise, Iron Giant, The Goonies, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Thumbsucker, Mysterious Skin, Eternal Sunshine in the Spotless Mind, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Three Kings, Being John Malkovich, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Network, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Xistenz.
Favorite Music El Guapo/SuperSystem, Brad Walsh, Spoon, Death Cab for Cutie, Grandaddy, Hard-Fi, Pavement, Silver Jews, Pixies, Neil Young, Magnolia Electric Co., Mates of State, Arctic Monkeys, Earlimart, Chin Up Chin Up, !!!, Decemberists, Voxtrot, HeyPenny, Tapes and Tapes, Midlake, Gnarls Barkley, Wolf Parade, Robocop Kraus, American Music Club, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Brad Walsh, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, The Shins, Postal Service, Kings of Convenience, Brad Walsh, Felix da Houscat, Fatboy Slim, Marilyn Manson, Arcade Fire, Ghostland Observatory, Peter and the Wolf, LCD Soundsystem
Favorite Books Raymond Carver, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, House of Leaves, I Fatty

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

This syrup dispenser is great Aunt Rose- microwave safe and everything! I like hot maple syrup only slightly less than I love hot cock.This is the best of two worlds I never thought I could combine. You're the sibling of one (or both) of my parents : )