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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Delivery Boy
Location Spokane, Washington
Introduction The fact that I like to stay inside all day and watch TV. Have a gut. Didn't graduate high school. Have smelly feet. The last thing I read was the back of a cereal box. With a fear of intimacy combined with being a freak combined with not having a decent job and being a goofball and the fact that I can't cook and am shy around people and am a slob. On top of that the only thing I have expertise with is video games on top of that I have a hairy ass and no money what-so-ever... Umm... makes me a tough sell.
Interests Star Wars, women, driving, listening to music, Jedi, nostalgia, art, making fun of others, being the center of attention, eating, sitting, hanging out around a fire, Del Taco, religious satire.
Favorite Movies Top 5: 1. Star Wars 2. The Dollars Trilogy 3. Punch Drunk Love 4. Army of Darkness 5. Erik the Viking
Favorite Music Top 5: 1. Cake 2. They Might Be Giants 3. Ben Folds 4. Flogging Molly 5. Tenacious D
Favorite Books Top 5: 1. The Stand 2. The Sands of Kalahari 3. The World According to Garp 4. Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah 5. The Dark Tower Series

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Who the fuck writes these bogus questions?