CyranoDeBergerac

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Military
Occupation Truck Driver
Location Fresno, California, United States
Introduction Supposedly I exist, but I'm not quite so sure exactly on which plane I'm tarrying around. I'm a bit of a flake and even more of an ass, but I'm a charming flake and (from what I'm told) a loveable ass and I find that that's always the best kind to be. Besides which I'm usually very insecure about three things. My future (and to some degree my past), not living up to my full potential, and my writing ability. I think I hide it well, but I'm hoping this little excursion into the competitive world (which I typically shun at all costs) with absolve me of at least one of these.
Interests reading, writing, picture taking, playing messiah, sleeping, star gazing, cheese, cooking, astrology, mental illness, psychology, chess, running, politics, history, drama, movies, romance, women, romancing women, conversing and generally being cool.
Favorite Movies Ben Hur, Willy Wonka, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Devil's Advocate, A walk in the Clouds, Schindler's List, The Great Dictator, City of Angels, The Fifth Element, E.T., My Fair Lady, Grease, An Affair to Remember, Gigi, The Fox and the Hound, Ghost in the shell, Samurai Jack, Seven Samurai, Taste of Cherry, The Ninth Gate
Favorite Books Man and Superman, The Moral Animal, Old Possum's book of practical cats, Perfume, The 48 laws of Power, The Art of War, The Analects, The Life of Pi, The Trial, Great Expectations, Sextrology, On the Road, Vaclav Havel, Hugo, Rand, Hemingway, Steinbeck, William Saroyan, Orwell, Lewis Grizzard, Tom Wolfe

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

I'd become a florist for the CIA. Then I'd get a specialized lisence plate that reads,"Fleur it!"