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Gender	Male
Occupation	House Husband to be
Location	Chicago, Il, United States
Introduction	I like chocolate. I'm destined to be sent to a re-education camp. Kids creep me out because of their jam-hands. I have made plans on how to survive a zombie apocalypse while still being surrounded by Root Beer. Sometimes if I close my eyes and concentrate hard enough I can float.
Interests	Reading, Writing, Comedy, Politics
Favorite movies	If they have zombies, vampires, or explosions I enjoy them. Character-study Indie flicks are pretty fun too. Subtitled foreign flicks are fine if the above criterion apply, but curse your diseased hide if you try to force a Chick Flick on me.
Favorite music	If it's not rap, I'll give it a listen.
Favorite books	Atlas Shrugged, A Dirty Job, American Gods, Big Trouble, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 1984, World War Z, Watership Down, Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses (Essay), Fahrenheit 451, Anything in the Choose Your Own Adventure series

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

If I did that then who would keep the damn thing gassed up?