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Gender	Female
Location	Tulare, CA, United States
Introduction	I'm a stay at home mom. I'm in charge of making sure the house is clean, the laundry is clean and the kids are clean. I'm also an expert at cleaning out the bank account. I spend my days laying in bed eating, watching Kelly & Michael, playing on facebook and twitter and blogging. I love to repurpose furniture by adding a fresh coat of paint and will pretty much paint anything that's not nailed down...and have been known to attack a few things that are. I love to write and make people laugh. And I'm not even gonna lie...I love the attention I get from my writing...I just wish I could get MORE readers. I mean I love all 37 of followers, but I'd rather it be 37 million...therefore I have resorted to following celebs on twitter and sending them links to my blog in hopes that someone...ANY ONE...will actually take the time to read it and pee their pants laughing. I'm not opposed to being passed around. Please, feel free to share me with your friends and family and any publishers you might know. Thank you.

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

Um...isn't the point of being famous to let it go to your head. So, I wouldn't avoid it, but I wouldn't WRITE a hit musical. I would STAR in it.