Banamallika
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Guwahati, North-East/ Assam |
| Introduction | All facts, figures and fictions appearing on this blog are true. The truth is arrived at using absolutely scientific methods like phone calls and visits from friends, mother, cousins, my domestic helps and sales and service persons when I am inside the house. On those increasingly rare occasions when I am forced to move out of the house, I rely heavily on dependable techniques like half-mindful observations and eves-dropping on other people’s conversations on supermarkets and dhabas for the same truth. Once I have unearthed the truth using these meticulous procedures, I lie down on my bed to draw precise inferences and conclusions. I have years of training in doing so. Therefore everything I express in this blog is true and correct and cannot be challenged. Unless you are a friend, of course. If you are my mother you are barred from commenting on what I write. |
| Interests | True gossip |