Gilad
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Electronic Equipment Salesman |
| Location | Beira, Heard & McDonald Islands |
| Introduction | If you: A. Need help with getting rid of little kids Or B. want to read some stuff that doesn't matter at all to you but is entertaining, Then you've come to the right place! Sit back, relax and don't fall off that roof! |
| Interests | Grafitti, Car theft, Home Reposession, Possible Crime? |
| Favorite movies | The Rabies Epidemic, How the Grinch stole the lives of so many children, Don't touch that dial we'll be right back |
| Favorite music | Banging the pots and pans, the cries of an innocent |
| Favorite books | Hacking cough for dummies, how to perform questionable surgerieous procedures |
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
Well Mister, consider the facts. I mean these melons fly here with their wings of golly-gee-joyfullness to our sweet, sweet earth from galaxies unknown and numerous to be consumed by our sweet, sweet mouthes. It only makes sense that they are expensive! Also, there isn't any honey in them, it is injected after they touch down in Detroit from their long flight.