the Alpha John
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Location | Fairfax, Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | This was too long. Now it isn't |
| Interests | autocross, biking, cars, dj'ing, financial markets, information technology, live music, politics, subaru wrx and sti, swimming, skiing, tennis |
| Favorite movies | 8 Mile, 24 Hour Party People, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Mall Rats, Hackers, Jay and Silent Bob, Jersey Girl, Kids, Show Girls, Startship Troopers |
| Favorite music | A Perfect Circle, Ani Difranco, Apollo 440, Bad Boy Bill, Bloodhound Gang, BT, Counting Crows, Crystal Method, Dandy Warhols, DJ AtomX, DJ Irene, DJ Tiesto, Eminem, Goo Goo Dolls, High Contrast, Howie Day, Indigo Girls, John Digweed, Orbital, Paul Oakenfold, Paul van Dyk, Pink, Ryan Cabrera, Soul Coughing, Tool, Tori Amos |
| Favorite books | Dune, Pour Your Heart Into It, Skipping Through Gomorrah |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
It is not unlike the sound of a human male simulating the sound of a human female faking orgasm, only with less gusto.