Fatticus Inch
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Door-to-door taxidermy supply salesman by day, novelty erotic dancer by night, political blogger by even later at night |
| Location | Austin, TX, United States |
| Introduction | Well, I'm just a little guy trying to make it in the world. I've had my ups and downs, but I am eager to see what life brings me next. Some facts about me that might surprise you: ~ I have never kissed anyone I loved and that really hurts me ~ Sometimes I just need to be held ~ People think I'm stuck-up, but I'm really just shy ~ I'd love to travel through France, but have no one to travel with ~ I'd rather have a bottle of wine and good conversation than go out clubbing and drinking...sometimes, LOL ;), J/K. ~ The beach at sunset makes me feel really serene ~ I cry every day ~ I love to play dress up, but have no one to play dress up with ~ I wish Mitt Romney was president...he is so debonair ~ I would love to own a kitty cat, but am afraid I'd name it something stupid and people would make fun of it and me ~ In high school, I dreamed of being homecoming royalty, but I always was stuck sitting in the bleachers next to the burn outs ~ I love to be coddled, but have no one to coddle me ~ I am a beautiful, confident, wonderful person and I absolutely refuse to be treated disrespectfully for less than $50 upfront |
| Interests | Catalan post-modern art, Brazilian cuisine, Malayasian Poetry, Dutch Sex Shows. |
| Favorite Movies | "Taxidermy and You: An Instructional Video by MacCauley Culkin", The Terror of Tinytown, The Full Monty, Zombie Strippers, Striptease, R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet Chapter 9, Casa Blanca |
| Favorite Music | Paris Hilton, the Moffats, Kevin Federline, William "Somewhat Well" Hung |
| Favorite Books | Read...right... |