Dallas DYSfunction
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | President of my own Imaginary World |
| Location | Dallas, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I was born the son of a poor black share cropper and the bearded lady from the circus. I lived in my own imaginary world until the age of 18 and I wish I could go back. I'm gay and dating a one armed midget who has 6 toes on one foot and 3 toes on his right hand. They had to surgically add them after he lost his fingers due to an unfortunate preaching accident at the Church of the Divine Mole Rat. My Mother just recently had her fourth nipple removed. My Dad hasn't done anything since he copulated with mom. We are hoping he'll eventually get back up to speed. We'll actually Mom's hoping he will and I am too, since I had to buy her that Hemi-powered vibrator for her birthday. I live in brand spanking new refrigerator box under the overpass of I45. It’s tres nice. It has a view of the rest of the boxes and even a little drainage ditch that takes all the sewage away. No more turd hopping for me. I have a new set of wheels now and it’s a hot looking number with blue accents. I hope Wal-Mart won't miss it. It holds everything I need including my child. I am a freak. |
When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
What kind of stupid fucking question is that? No you dumb ass, it looked like spilled milk. Who the hell writes these things?