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My blogs
| Industry | Religion |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Preacher Man |
| Location | Disguise, In Denial |
| Introduction | I have a neck, two eyes, and lips. |
| Interests | Mowing the lawn with battery acid, spanking "living statues", shooting roadkill (just to make sure it really is dead!), sending questions to conservative advice columnists, making up stories about Norman Bethune. |
| Favorite movies | Anything Ultra Violent, like Bambi! |
| Favorite music | Rock, Polka, Polka-Rock, Rock-Polka, Death Metal, Death-Polka, Polka-Death, Shitpants. |
| Favorite books | Hmmmmm, hard to pick, does Hustler count? |
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
Think about Jesus, then think about you and Jesus on a moped somewhere in the south of France - who is driving?!