Dextrose
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| Introduction | I like sandwiches. And pie. |
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| Interests | Writing, videro games, inside jokes, Artix Entertainment |
| Favorite movies | NOT Twilight |
| Favorite music | Stuff I compose, various video game themes |
| Favorite books | Cooties, Sueslayers: Episode 1, Elantris, The Cracked Emerald |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Heh. Sell the bow; bards can't fight. They rush into battle and start /singing./ I'll just snap some strings on my lute and sing Weird Al. I'll be the most famous of all bards. Gnomes will bow down to my sheer incredibleness. Porcupines will cry in my presence. I'll lead rats into lakes, like my competitor in Hamelin! And I'll do it with style! Though I don't think I'm faking at this point.