Gender	Male
Industry	Internet
Occupation	SEO Content Writer
Location	Broken Arrow, OK, United States
Introduction	As my display name suggests I am a husband and a father of two. I've been married for 3 1/2 years to my beautiful wife, Christa. I have a girl who is 2 years old, and a boy who is 1 year old. They were born 363 days apart. We brought home our son on our daughter's birthday.
Interests	Blogging, Design, Writing, Advertising, Copy Writing, Editing, Spoken Word Podcasts, Educational TV, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, Movies, Comedy, Stand-Up, 4-Wheeling, Camping, Hiking, Fishing, Biking, Giving Advice, My Wife, My Children, My Son, My Daughter, My God, Church, Analyzing Movies, Analyzing Music, Laughing (Who doesn't?), D&D
Favorite movies	All of them.
Favorite music	Aerosmith, Barry Lewis Polisar, The Beatles, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Bill Withers, Billy Joel, Billy Preston, Bing Crosby, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, Boston, Brandi Carlile, Bryan Bowers, Daft Punk, Damian Marley, David Bowie, The Decemberists, Dolly Parton, Dropkick Murphys, The Eagles, Eels, Eric Clapton, Five Iron Frenzy, The Flaming Lips, Frank Sinatra, Free, Genesis, Green Day, The Guess Who, Irish Folk, Iron & Wine, Jack Johnson, Jars of Clay, Jason Mraz, Jeff Buckley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Jim Croce, Jimi Hendrix, John Denver, John Mayer, Johnny Cash, Jonathan Edwards, Jonny Lang, Kimya Dawson, The Kingsmen, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Little Richard, Loudon Wainwright III, Mateo Messina, Men at Work, Modest Mouse, Mungo Jerry, Muse, Needtobreathe, Neil Young, Nickel Creek, The O.C. Supertones, Otis Redding, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Shapes and Sizes, Sondre Lerche, Spoon, Steven Speaks, Stevie Wonder, Sufjan Stevens, T.J. McCloud, Tom Waits, Vampire Weekend, The Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, The Who, Willie Nelson, Wolf Parade, Wolfe Tones, Woven Hand, Yael Naim
Favorite books	Wheel of Time, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Neverwhere, Sandman, Graphic Novels, Stardust, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Number of the Beast, Firestarter, Foundation, Dune

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