Alan Smithee
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Engineering |
| Location | MI, United States |
| Introduction | a wastrel |
| Interests | Single malt, Cognac |
| Favorite movies | Pirates of the Caribbean |
| Favorite music | Metal |
| Favorite books | Animal Farm, 1984 |
Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.
does not get wet even if "sea men" romp on it.