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My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer/Editor/Maker of Love to Various Inanimate Objects |
| Location | Glendale, California, United States |
| Introduction | I'm me. |
| Interests | The opposite of what you like. |
| Favorite Movies | The ones that didn't have Nicolas Cage.... in a wig (I like my Cage hairline like I like my women... dark and receding). |
| Favorite Music | I like the one that goes "Doot doot doot doot doot dooooooo doot doob doot." |
| Favorite Books | The kinds with pictures. Of war crimes. |
You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?
Moths fuck fireflies, right? Like... that's a thing that happens? It has to. Makes too much sense.