Captain Iceman

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Gender	Male
Occupation	ice artist
Location	Gulf Coast, United States
Introduction	I am Captain Iceman, Iceman for short. Obviously, I'm not the only one; I'm not "THE" Iceman. (To me, that would just sound wrong. For instance, look at Ohio State. I think they're lame for going with THE Ohio State. Was there really any confusion there before? But I'm a fighting tiger fan and LSU beat them pretty good the last time they played football, so no worries. I guess I can see why they did it though, because their mascot is a little acorn or something, so I guess there's some sort of compensating going on. But I digress...) There are few names on this pathetic little blog. I'm not going to tell you who I am or get real personal. However, you'd have to be the world's worst Google detective if you can't figure out who I am within a few minutes. But keep in mind, if you try to figure it out, you put yourself in the running for "World's Worst Google Detective," and why would you want to do that to yourself? I'm going with no names because that way, I can disillusion myself into thinking that I can say whatever the hell I want with no consequences, whatsoever. That, and I can indulge my childhood fantasy of having a secret identity, so there you go... Have an ice day!