Joe Schulenberg
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Exotic Dancer |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, Afghanistan |
| Introduction | Geez. Me what about me. I'm 6'2". 210 pounds. I played football in college, but wasn't able to go pro due to an injury which has since healed nicely. I like poems, butterflies, and iron maiden. |
| Interests | Geez, what doesn't interest me. Wierd stuff. Sitting in coffee shops doing absolutely nothing. In fact doing nothing is one of my favorite things to do. The great thing about doing nothing is you can do it virtually anywhere. |
| Favorite movies | The Godfather, Goodfellas, Bambi. |
| Favorite music | I like jazz, when I'm mellow, folk when I'm going like 5 miles below the speed limit on the freeway and people are passing me. Other than that I like to rock. Bands like Aerosmith before they became rock pussies. I'm Baaaaaaaaaack in the saddle a-gainnnnnn. Things of this nature. |
| Favorite books | Not reading much lately. Just read "Anger Busting 101." Recommend it to my hothead friends like Andy Martello. |
The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?
This is the dumbest question I've ever had. I don't think I have toes. I have webbed feet that are useful for swimming toward my prey.