TheMountainKing
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Real Estate |
| Occupation | Broker/Maintenance |
| Location | Kingman, Arizona, United States |
| Introduction | A wellspring of opposing dichotomies. Open and guarded, friendly and aloof, yin and yang. Don't question it. |
| Favorite movies | The Princess Bride, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Old School, Van Wilder, House of Flying Daggers, Kung Fu Hustle |
| Favorite music | Cake, Barenaked Ladies, Domestic Problems, Sublime, Save Ferris, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Johnny Socko, Rancid, Knee Deep Shag, Left Undone, Marvin Gaye, Robert Palmer, The Whiskey Bards |
| Favorite books | Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Through Wolf's Eyes, Wolf's Head Wolf's Heart, The Dragon of Despair, Wolf Captured, The Last Dragonlord, Dragon and Phoenix, The Stand, The Talisman, The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Anthem, The Fountainhead, His Dark Materials |
You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?
Because they've got shitty aim. I mean, it's a FOREST for cripes sake. It's not exactly TINY! How hard can it be to hit it? Remember: Inhale, exhale, THEN squeeze the trigger.