E Aemelius
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Interests | Writing, accessibility, functional and experience design, conducting exacting experiments to determine just how easily water rolls off a duck's back |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Hematite. Which is magnetic so it will be easy to decorate me during holidays (or have me double as a communal message board). The victory shall so be in finally defeating the incorrect and savage practice of placing toilet rolls with the paper unfurling on the underside, as opposed to the proper orientation of the roll with paper on over-side. Down with this heretic ritual!