Brooklyn

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Inside Sales Rep for Custom Builders
Location DFW, God's Home - Texas, United States
Introduction I am a girl in my mid twenties just trying to find a path in the mud. I am a complete contradiction. And even though I am 4"11 - I will kick butt if you ever mess with my family or friends. I have the worst luck in love but am learning to laugh at God's mean joke.
Interests Reading, Not working out unless it includes cheesecake, crappy reality shows and my sweet family and friends.
Favorite Movies Anything that will make me laugh. I watch movies to get away from reality so please no crying or drama - just inappropriate humor.
Favorite Music I refuse to answer this because it seems to change daily. A couple of stables are: Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Zepplin, ZZ Top, Traveling Willburies, Michael Buble, Josh Groban, Sublime and so many more....
Favorite Books The Story of O, anything Hemmingway, Harry Potter (quit snickering!!), Brave New World, Life of Pi, Kite Runner it goes on and on....

Why can I understand Stewie on Family Guy but the parents can't.... but they can understand the dog???