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Gender Male
Occupation Weeping
Location Istanbul
Introduction I was born very early in life, and was potty-trained shortly thereafter. As I lived, I met a lot of people I have forgotten, but I loved some of them along the way. I cried sometimes, and got really angry, (mostly at myself,) but never learned very much. I have managed to retain a small number of top-notch friends, which is probably the best thing about my life, except my top-notch wife. I suspect all of these top-notch people are just hanging out with me because they haven't really noticed what an asinine shit I am. Or, they have, and I am sufficiently entertaining for them to overlook it. On an added note, most of these top-notch people did notice what a shit I am when my top-notch wife left me. Thus goes the world.
Interests Reading, Speaking with friends, Eating well, rAndom capitaLization, studying, Eating well, Drinking, Eating, Reading. Oh, and skullduggery.
Favorite Movies Fight Club, Darjeeling Express, Amelie
Favorite Music Faithless, U2, Massive Attack, Evil Nine.
Favorite Books The Fall, Fight Club, Lullaby, Jitterbug Perfume, Fierce Invalids, The Bluest Eye, Song of Solomon, Anything by Neil Gaiman.

If THAT is what you'd do for a Klondike bar, WHAT would you do for a little bit of THIS? Ay? Ay? Huh? Yeah!