|Occupation||Scenic Designer, Painter, Theatre Technician|
|Location||Los Angeles, California, United States|
|Interests||postmodern drivel, pirates, Roscolux #312, pretentious intellectualism, chai tea, crescent wrenches, cordless drills, dangly earrings, rubber ducks, Dr. Marten boots, knitting, felted sweaters, udon noodles, stuffed animals, bears|
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
He will probably blink.