snaggle
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Industry | Religion |
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Occupation | M.P.G. (mucous productions guru) |
Location | Piacenza, PC, Italy |
Introduction | Moderately fluffy and very good looking, fine large tongue, fluent in Irish. Like to sleep a lot, but always willing to interact with anything fishy or warm or both. |
Interests | Wallowing, snuffling, snorkeling, slobbering, slurping, flapping, trotting, sneezing, wheezing, yoga |
Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?
According to the 1st law of mucodynamics, as discovered by Snaggle in 2003, flexibility=expandibility x nutritional intake + sneeze capacity. Therefore, the more one sneezes, the more expandible one's production becomes while simultaneously cutting costs to an all time LOW!!!! Thus flexibility is paramount in the search for an ever-expanding mucocapacity.