Brian Van

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Gender	Male
Location	New York, New York, United States
Introduction	The Random Question: The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig: There was once a frog, and... no kids, his name wasn't Kermit. What was his name? Oh, I don't know. Why isn't he called Kermit? Well, Kermit the Frog is trademarked. What does "trademarked" mean? It means that no other frog can call himself Kermit without having to pay a lot of money. Now... kids, stop interrupting the story! I know you want to hear a story about Kermit the Frog, but I don't have a story about Kermit the Frog. This is the story about the bald frog. His name's not Kermit. Alright, I know you don't want to hear the story about the bald frog, but I'm going to tell it anyway. No, I'm not going to change his name just to please all you little rugrats. No, I'm not explaining what a rugrat is; just listen to the story about the bald frog. Please, quit your babbling about Kermit! It's not Kermit! It's the bald frog! I'm not telling another story! Will you shut your mouths and listen for a second! Stop crying! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO KERMIT!!! Anyway, he had a wig. The end. Go to fuckin bed already.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

I had to answer above. too many characters.